Aunt Carla's Corner: Hard Spanking Girls

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Hard Spanking Girls

(A Parody of Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen)

image from freespankingtgp.com

Are you gonna spank my butt tonight

Ah, make it match the red firelight?

Are you gonna give it all you’ve got?

Hard-spanking girl, you make my bubble butt so red!

I was just a naughty lass

With no one to spank my ass,

But I knew someday fully disciplined I’d be

Then I finally found my Jannie

With the guts to whack my fanny;

My strict woman! You made a good girl outta me.

I’ve been stretched across your knee,

I’ve been sore as sore can be,

I’ve been standing in the corner for so long.

Well, I think I’ve learned my lesson

‘Cause you got a full confession

Oh strict woman! You’ve gone and made me family.

Ah, won’t you spank my butt tonight

Ah, make it match the red firelight?

Ah, won’t you give it all you’ve got?

Hard-spanking girl, you make my bubble butt so red!

Now, my rear end’s been set ablaze

Ain’t sat comfortably for days

And I still owe you three pages’ worth of lines

Well I think I’ll mend my ways

‘Cause it’s rough to spend your days

Sitting on a well-spanked bottom all day long

Are you gonna spank my butt tonight

Ah, make it match the red firelight?

Are you gonna give it all you’ve got?

Hard-spanking girl, you make my bubble butt so red.

(Get out your brush and spank!)

8 comments:

JPCJune 29, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Nice and funny revision Carla!

In the record JAZZ released in 78, the American version was cut of a very interessing triptych inside the album and it is unfortunate:

http://queenvinyls.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/queen01.jpg

I do not know if the links work?
I hope and guess the direction of your eyes! ;)

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UnknownJune 29, 2013 at 8:16 PM
Merci bien encore, Monsieur! Oui, j'adore ce disque. Les liens ont fonctionné bien, et si j'avec une vue agréable et un bon nombre de bons souvenirs.
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AnonymousJuly 1, 2013 at 10:15 PM
Wonderful parody, Carla! You made one of my all-time favorite songs even better. I'll never hear it again without thinking of your delicious lyrics.
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UnknownJuly 2, 2013 at 8:41 PM
Way cool, Michael! How've you been?
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AnonymousJuly 4, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Been fighting some illness but am feeling better every day. Thanks for asking. Hope all is well with you and Maggie, though we all know the wellbeing of your bum is always a risk factor. ;)
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UnknownJuly 5, 2013 at 4:02 PM
Glad to hear it! Yes, I'm watching our friday nite movie on a sore behind at this moment-- squirmyness!! ;)
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AnonymousJuly 6, 2013 at 10:47 PM
Watching your Friday night date movie on a sore behind! How lovely, Carla, how wonderfully lovely. :-)
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UnknownJuly 11, 2013 at 7:32 PM
;)
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TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY!

Carla’s not the only one subject to discipline-- sometimes her partner Maggie goes over HER knee. In the title story of this new collection, Maggie commits three “spankable offenses” in one night, and pays for them with a very sore behind! Carla uses her hand, a wooden spoon and a hairbrush--along with before-and-after corner time--to bring Maggie to heel. Mags is one very tearful and sorry young woman by the end of her well-deserved punishment...but the making up afterwards more than compensates.

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